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What is your astrological sign? Does any of this describe you? Aries Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens Hard Headed Woman "was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another one '. I usually do the wrong thing and dont talk about it. Not notice this at a Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Pisces Pisces Aries love people because people make them feel well-founded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs down ' age of 35 years. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. If you live in a palace or a tight cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that is exactly what you have always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. L ' Aries makes decisions life as a child. Aries marry several times for comics, but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or disabling injuries. To be infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold positions of management. If one has been assigned to clean toilets, it would form a single union man. Then they will go and picket in the parking lot. All you think youre Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, l ' Aries landed on the fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they are proud to be even more self-centered. Fact, much to the dismay Scorpios, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Rams horns are all donkeys elses. Taurus You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, you're the next down, the next you've shot your favorite newspaper in the kneecaps, just cuz .. You're very earthy, which may mean that you do not shower as often as most people. Or it can simply say that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taurus love movies where everyone is happy and cheerful fun, but fight with waiters and angry with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but I have no real experience with life in general. Toro mumble while describing philosophical concepts. Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never really happened. This may result from feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. ' What is the self-image of Toro, still in second place. However, they are without doubt the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. It is generally difficult to understand why respond to every question with a question. Furthermore, it is usually out from under the bed. Taureans love conflict. Unless c ' is nothing wrong, then, that in itself is something wrong. Some species, like bar fights. If you cannot get in a real bar fight, will make interesting stories about them that can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If werent for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Toro wouldnt know what to do. Listen, you're going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of bull. Taureans are impatient and pushy. I am in a tremendous hurry to get to anything that will be visiting. They make little dioramas of their homes, with small portraits of people who know and act in scenarios of how things would be if they were God Everyone loves a Gemini Gemini, because everyone loves a schizophrenic. We like to think that you're half and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality its more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, it is possible and deny all this from the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. Often units in trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their homes. Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it's usually pool or air hockey. Frogger looks like this. Geminis are always on some sort of drug. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin Im Okay, okay Im. Geminis speak very loudly to be heard. This is a shame because they are almost always talking to themselves. In fact, often choose topics lively with him in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are often abidextrous, which means that they can choose either side of the nose, at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius. Cancer Want to know what happens in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what happens in yours. If you're lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancer just because they dress and their fashion sense can only be described as irregular. It is more likely than any other sign of the zodiac (except for fish, which is not iron) to iron your clothes to bed with them inserted between the mattress and box spring. Similarly, you can stretch a pair of pants out for almost a month. Your house is like your very own Biodome, and you can stay at home for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyones Savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often appear, erroneously thinking that theres a hostage situation. A cancer is like a walking Ladies Home Journal, quick on draw with shortcake recipes and helpful tips on how to talk with your teen. Whether they know it or not, are all born with an exceptional talent for cross stitching. So much for the purchase of the world ', a Coca-Cola - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This feature is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports, because you must rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since it is expected to conduct your career from the comfort of your bed. To maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Hos and beer. It is also absorbing a large amount of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People on foot, often on you. In fact, often not - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The funniest thing about this is that you like. You strive to be a doormat. Cancer coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is not surprising that George W. Bush is a cancer. ' Cancer have a minimal influence on their friends, even if they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they exercise their power because they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancer claims to be tactful. The word for this is really inept. Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans Leo You will grab your attention in any way possible. Self-immolation is not out of question. Do you like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but not because he was a Leo. Leo interrupts the conversation to speak, and putting the body in the way of someone trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades day of their birthday. Leo has never married, because no one is good enough for them. If they marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times, unfortunately, that you cannot find a reason everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos. A Leo uses himself as an example of the superman, in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leo decides to be homosexual, but arent, because they think that this gives them shock value. ' It actually means that neither gender wants to connect with them. In reality, nothing besides a romantic evening with oneself is considered a setback for Leo. Leos open doors, shouting at them. They expect their doors to rejoice when you enter a room. Leo is said to resemble lions. This means that they are strong, have cleft upper lip and nose slimy, es ** t under the trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching Entertainment Tonight. Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so on. However, the radical cult leader is not out of question. Leos like to start fights with Aries '. They stomp and bloody affair regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer. You can see these fights taking place in bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you can sell tickets. Do not worry about hanging posters - Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarium hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorn hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Fish hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of him on the walls. Virgo You're a pain in the ***. You adjust your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. N. Virgin in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice a day with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is washing the floor with a magnifying lens d ', checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word of the Virgin. Pointers use Virgos and graphs developed to describe philosophical concepts. You make a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because the bastard had a filthy car. The police usually let go because they are Virgos too. It's easy to freak a virgin. Tell them you have something between my teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. L ' hell of a Virgin was stuck in an elevator for eternity with an Aquarius ' naked. This is because in hell, Aquarius are allowed to bring beer, leaving the entire floor. Virgos, however, must surrender their brooms and mops to God Virgos also have difficulty coping when they find out theres something in the refrigerator. But its usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a wine cooler of bananas. Virgos dont see the world in shades of white and black. They see in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because you do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things in mind. Then put in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often opening and closing the refrigerator door, attempting to deceive the light all ' procedure. Do not put cheese where it doesn't belong in the refrigerator Virgos. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of The Shining. After that, went all Leo. Libra You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and cannot ' s take a decision on your own. Usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable people. Are fun, they will be hated first Glom on something if you suddenly become fashionable. Velor is not completely lost on these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they dont understand. That alone started the movement cappuccino. Ask them why and they say something incomprehensible solidarity. You constantly worry about what others think. If you really paid attention, maybe people would want more. U.S. Libras quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they carved on these concepts nice little wallet cards. L ' interest balance in current events ending with the catalog J. Crew. They dont eat fast food or have no idea where their garbage goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in stores for savings. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to meet their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always all ' vanguard of what the rest of us I think is absolute pretentious bulls ** t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even heard. Libras give to charity designer. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. L ' in the list and those big jam shorts. Probably you never threw away your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between Cafe Latte, and café au lait. This is just like the rest of us know that there is no difference. Scorpio You got into computers early so you can use made-up, bulls ** t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as most are people who think theyre going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like the coffee directly from the bag, eaten with a spoon. You can actually snorted Chock Full Nuts or at least once in your life. Take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number one grudge has never had abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a conspiracy by the government. Most of these fake virus warnings or offered money to Bill Gates and his attempt to stir something. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully automated barracks where they live should clarify all doubts. Your master plan for world domination will never work, because it involves you at the helm. It is difficult for you to accept the fact that Star Trek is fiction, and you're not a Borg leader. Scorpios use bad words to describe philosophical concepts. There ' is no wonder that his Halloween falls in the middle of the series Scorpio. This is the only time ' s ' year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who wont you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them another opportunity ' L smoking. Scorpios have much to give advice on matters that are of no interest to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer is I'm sorry, what? Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is particularly true for women Scorpio. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If his machine can hack it. Sagittarius Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like Smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights off. Would soon suffer a crippling injury to do something the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, relatives and strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian born in the wrong kind. Sagittarians are strong and have no social relationships. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or vomitus Maximus. The animals and small children love Sagittarians l '. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and stickers with these rough on them are a trademark of Sagittarius. They throw food at expensive restaurants and a lot of questions at the center of the church. Not always lead to a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and your father's pants. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The festival during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is very appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and faint, while a group of transvestites and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the city ' Sagittarius in the universe. The Shriners driving tiny cars around an image are very Sagittarius. Especially if theres a woman in a car stuffed Busty ridiculously well. Sagittarius is always a better Madonna Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can remove their helmets construction. Sagittarius is incapable of UNHIP be. Capricorn Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and boring, like ' hell. Are always in motion, entitled to their delusions of grandeur later. Are often good at math which explains why these are pain in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and philosopher crappy, so it must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because HES all the above and a pompous sob for ' boot. Sure, HES overcome many obstacles, etc, etc, but also in perfect health cannot be more than a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorn, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and Virgo. They think that this makes them so charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and fussy, and must keep their egos in the yard. In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorn would find a way to survive. The rest of us just do not want to live in a world like that. Nations ******** system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin Capricorn. Learn to screw the public over an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can highlight the gaps. Capricorn can not even understand, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they dont involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorn own lots Filofaxes and other tools to organize their lives do not. Like to be seen talking on his cell phone. These phones are not actively engaged dont Capricorn, because they all have friends to call. Capricorn was in vogue in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most people arrested for counterfeiting are L ' Capricorn Aquarius Aquarius loves a party. At any time, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a trail a good place to meet chicks. Aquarius tend to be nostalgic for 1960 because that was the last time ' could be naked in public and get away with. Aquarius loves being naked. E ' even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the night train ' consumed in the last thirty years has been consumed by Aquarius. Almost every Aquarian will declare that he saw Jerry Garcia image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a cereal ' much of Aquarius. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with ' Aquarium, as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, though. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarius are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And often do. Aquarium use the phrase Dude, man ... frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarius are out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you're talking about one of Aquarius ' and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarium are fun, because people of the channel. Plus, if you tell them they will run around naked. Aquarius, as the ' astronomy, because theyve all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water, if you try really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarius can afford all the vices on the planet, and not think twice about it. That's why all the other piss off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarius. Fish Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. That would be great if you try to be funny. You are deeply confused with the idea of sex '. As you are concerned, if you didn't happen Velveteen Rabbit, it doesn't exist. Pisces women wearing long dresses and floating huge amounts of unusual silver jewelry d '. On tours. Pisces claim to love the stars, but only they can find the constellation is the Big Dipper '. If they can not find it, they cry. Do you remember what you wore on March 3, 1981 but forget your address. You have no sense of direction. People going in opposite direction is 70 mph on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Fish are more likely to die falling from a window or get hit by a truck. That is, of course, unless they are living with cancer. Fish are so zoned and perpetually endangered that can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Do not be fooled, however, the fish can be caught by the kicking *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the highest reputation in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness Fluke pure. I am proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all fish. What is a saying that is so Ted Kennedy. Fish say they want honest criticism of their work. Then commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you dont like it. Not groped never use logic with a Pisces, he or she is living about three feet off the ground or in natural Narnia. Their tools of debate are non sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. Fish wouldnt matter what linguistic devices used to describe philosophical concepts because they arent good they know what theyre talking about anyway. Crying over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you dont like. Cancer say one thing and do another one '. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Fish say too much and do whatever the hell they want '.